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AMMO, 200 rounds: $75
Semi-Automatic Rifle: $675
Ski-Mask: $10
Kenneth Cole Trench Coat: $400
Look on classmate's face just before you blow out his brains: Priceless
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Movie Reviews!
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Music Reviews!
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Kidz' Korner!
Cut-Outs!
Helpful patterns for adding shotgun holsters to your favorite trench.

Pipe Bomb Plans!
Explosions.. with a purpose!

Storytime!
My First Trench - a short story

 ...for the children
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