An Open Letter to President Clinton

by Cream Soda = Death

Dear President Clinton, While I've listened to your voice on the radio lo these many nights, gathered round the fireplace, ear to the Victrola, pants around my legs, dick vein throbbing in hand, I've found it hard to keep myself from being blinded by the liberal Jew World Order doubletalk lilting into my ear via your sultry baritone. We're not too different, you and I. I imagine a future where there are flowers in all of the battlefields and bullets embedded in the eye sockets of every jock- the reality that you've brought about with your NATO (or "HEBREWATO" as I call it) friends is like some disgusting lie pulled over our eyes to disguise the truth- that we are slaves in a prison designed for our minds. In return for halting your extermination of the serbian people and focusing your cabal's attentions on the many jocks, blacks, and hispanics at our high school, we will embrace the conformity that so many of your agents in the form of guidance counsellors have been trying to force down our throat for ages. Lay down your arms, sirrah, and we will put aside our trenchcoats. Semper Fi. Marilyn Manson kicks ass.

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